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Graham and I are watching Pitch Black on SciFi (I refuse to call it by that silly new name), and this commercial came on. I made him rewind it a few times, and then exclaimed that it was my most favorite commercial in the history of commercials.

There's a whole series.

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I love these commercials.

A Twilight sex toy.

(This should go without saying, but do not click the link or expand this post if you cannot view sex toys at work.)
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"You're receiving this email because of your relationship with Erotic Cabaret Boutique."

It's just a reminder for costume shopping, but this is a list I'm not unsubscribing from.

I wonder if John Cornyn gets their e-mails too.

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This is disturbing on a few levels.

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Obviously, this means I have to go sex toy shopping. Poor me.

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Someone was doing a search for "toilet plunger" and "sex toy" and came to my journal.